Everyone I know needs to read this

Once again I was reading my favorite blog: List of the Day and Cary posted a link to an entry in Craig's List. Cary does this from time to time, and they are always hysterical. This one was funny, but a "Wow, is that ever familiar" kind of funny.

Here is the note on Craig's List:

Just fucking fuck me, already.

I will be saving this to post every year or so. I think it bears repeating with some frequency...

At Least They Have a Sense of Humor

I've been a huge supporter of The Vagina Monologues for years. I heard about The Puppetry of the Penis, and how it was supposed to be response to the attention doled out to vaginas. I don't give that reasoning any credence, but I love the concept.

I hadn't though about it in years, and then I surfed on over to my favorite blog:

List Of The Day: Penis Puppets Of The Day (NSFW)

I love penises.

I also think that the last pic looks a lot like CBT. But I may be mistaken.

Europeans are so much more fun...

I give this as an example:



First: props for the John Cleese homage.

Second: Ever think you would see that between The Today Show and Rachel Ray? Why is sex, fun sex, so taboo in the US?

However, where else am I going to find this accessory that I thought of while watching the above video? Well, the UK, and the Netherlands, and Germany, and... well, lots of places...

I'm glad that I was lucky enough to be born in the US, but occasionally wonder if the stork could have dropped me three hours north...

A Video Apology for the last post

I hope this makes up for it.

People are weird

You probably don't need me to tell you that people are weird, but I thought I would point it out before directing you to a link that I ran across today:

http://www.shakethatbear.com/

It is definitely not safe for work, children, PETA, you get the idea...

After you watch, read the rest of this blog:

First, I was a little startled. I was not prepared, so I didn't prepare you either. I figured it was fair.

Next, I was pleased to see that she was using protection. Bears carry trichinosis and you must wear gloves while cleaning them.

I really hated the bit with the dogs. Bear is delicious, if a bit greasy; and to let the dogs have it seems horribly wasteful. But I hate trophy hunters anyway.

On the whole, I think that I can understand the emotion and adrenaline inciting amorous behavior. I'm not so sure that I would want to be bent over a still warm corpse of an animal that is probably carrying fleas and ticks and has the potential to carry disease. I also think that it's really weird. It was all planned. There was even a guy with a video camera standing by...

And to close: I am appalled that she was drinking at the end of the video. What kind of role model for future hunters is she trying to be?